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Ugly Accident
« on: August 22, 2013, 03:24:50 AM »
A bus loaded with ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck driven by a very handsome young man.  The driver of the truck is thrown out and his face is smashed into the grill of the bus... he dies.  Everyone in the bus is also killed.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

All of the people from the bus are lined up, the truck driver is standing alone very far back from the rest.  God asks the first person what her wish would be.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.  The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.  This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.  Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says, "I'd wish everyone would look just like they did before the accident."