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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2004, 08:38:51 PM »
It's wife not mom.
I have that episode memorized XD

*Peter jumps in car through window*
*Brian attempts the same thing but hits the window and falls to the ground uncouncious*
Peter: Oh sorry I forgot to roll down your window
*Pokes Brian*
Peter: Wake up Mr. Sleepy head

I like the one where Peter punches that pregnet woman at Chris' Soccer game.

Person: Hey those are some nice mellons
Peter: Hey
Lois: Peter I have some mellons
*Hold up some mellons*
Person: Those hooters aren't bad either
Peter: That's it
Lois: Peter I have Hooters
*Holds up owls*
Person: Your wife is hot
 
(I cannot remember that one exact but it went soemwhat like that)


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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2004, 03:19:32 PM »
It was...
GUY: Nice melons.
PETER: Hey!
LOIS: Peter I'm holding melons.
GUY: Nice hooters.
PETER: That's it!
LOIS: Peter I'm holding hooters.
*silence*
GUY: You're wife's hot.
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2004, 09:16:37 PM »
Peter: You gonna eat that stapler?
executive: Mr. Griffin, you can't eat a...
Peter: Wanna split it?

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2004, 12:45:11 PM »
I love it when the world as we know it ends and Peter finds the twinky factory.

After witch every body kicks him out for getting guns "when there not needed"

As soon as they leave the army of Octo-Stewie's attacks the town. That was hularious.

*guy throws the last gun in the pile of burning guns*

Guy1:well that's the last of them

Guy2: yeah what would we ever need guns for

Octo-stewies:victory is ours

Guy3: hey you remember the other day when you asked what the definition of irony was and i said AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
crazy kids and their crazy sigs...I dunno about 'em *shakes head*

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2005, 11:29:29 AM »
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.



OR....

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.


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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2005, 11:27:47 AM »
Cleaveland: Hey Peter, are you up for another snow cone?
Peter: No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!

That was a good one too

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2005, 09:32:44 PM »
Can't touch me!
(MC hammer's Can't Touch This)

Can't touch me

Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teat (can't touch me)
("can't touch me"in the background)
Man: What in God's name is he doing?
[cant touch me]
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.

Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump

(Can't touch me)

Yeah do the Peter Griffin bump (can't touch me)

I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go Peter, im sir Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way
(Can't touch me)
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2005, 07:09:22 PM »
Peter: lois a boat is a boat but the mystery box could be anything! it could even be a boat! you know how much we've wanted one of those!
Lois: Pet-
Peter: we'll take the box

-later-

Lois: We didn't take the boat.. we took the mystery box.. hop in
Peter: Dont act like its the only time i've done anything stupid. You remember that time when we could've won that boat...?
*flashback*
*Peter: lois a boat is a boat but the mystery box could be anything! it could even be a boat! you know how much we've wanted one of those!
Lois: Pet-
Peter: we'll take the box*

Lois: Peter that was 5 minutes ago
« Last Edit: September 04, 2005, 07:11:26 PM by arekkusu »
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2006, 04:56:31 PM »
Fat Guy Strangler Episode...

Cucumber---------------------->Pickle
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2010, 06:41:40 AM »
Halloween Episode i think

Peter: Wait here ill go get my donald duck costume
*few sec later*
Peter: Ok im ready *hes wearing a sailor suit like donald, not wearing pant like donald also*