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Favorite Family guy Moments
« on: September 12, 2004, 02:38:55 PM »


Meg-Mmm, something smells nice

Lois-Homade cinnamon buns right out of the can.

Pilsbury Douh-Bogy- Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven

*Lois takes the Pilsbury Dough-Boy on her cutting board and takes a rolling pin to his ass*

Pilsbury Douh-Bogy-hey, HEY! WHat the hell are you doing you crazy bitch?!

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"Go back inside. Tell your colleagues to do the possible, then the impossible, and then the unthinkable, until he's out of danger. Because when you're finished, Doctor, that room will contain either four living men or four corpses. Do you understand?"

" You once said a person defines themselves by what they are willing to die for. I will die for a belief and you will die because you have none."

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2004, 05:11:23 AM »
I like the commercial where Peter fights the guy in the chicon suite That gave him a bad coupon! ;D
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2004, 10:24:31 AM »
Episode: HOLY CRAP

Chris - *finally comes out of the bathroom to find his grandfather standing in front of the door* Oh, Grandpa, I don't think you should go in there, see I--*

Grandpa: I know what you were doing in there lad, and it's a sin!  You do it again, and God'll damn ye to hell!  *walks off*

Chris: God's watching me do Number 2?  Aww, man I'm a sinner and God's a pervert!

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Episode: IF I'M LYIN' I'M DYIN'

Brian: Peter, this is the last of the plagues!  The death of the firstborn son!

Peter: Stewie!

Brian: FIRSTborn.

Peter: Meg!

Brian: Your wife.

Peter: CHRIS!
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2004, 10:57:09 AM »
are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2004, 11:14:01 AM »
NewsGuy: And now onto the weather!

WeatherGuy: IT'S GONNA RAIN!!!

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2004, 08:29:44 PM »
stewie's 1 B-day


Peter:Crap, the party is in a couple hours.

Brian:Well if you're going to pull a party out of your ass you might want to stand up.

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2004, 06:53:16 PM »
I love it when the world as we know it ends and Peter finds the twinky factory.

After witch every body kicks him out for getting guns "when there not needed"

As soon as they leave the army of Octo-Stewie's attacks the town. That was hularious.

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2004, 04:28:29 PM »
that's a good one!!! :D

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2004, 07:52:23 PM »
DLZ:  Your caption under your avatar...wtf?!  Genki no Baka?  Is that supposed to mean "Stupid of Energetic?"  Or maybe you meant the litteral reading of "Stupid of Origin Ki"...you are henceforth banned from using japanese!  You are forsaken!  Maybe you meant something like Energetically Stupid, or Stupidly Energetic, but that would be Genki na Baka and Baka na Genki in turn.  In the case that it was a simple typo then you will be forgiven, but only if you can properly use a passive causitive in a sentence about washing dogs where you use no subjects!  Can you do it without context?  HRM?! 

Episode: The King is Dead

Peter:  You should have heard them laughing at me, Lois.  I've got great ideas but when people look at me all they see is a loser.  Except for the guy with the lazy eye, all he sees is a loser and the snack machine.

Lois: Peter, alot of creative people had mindless jobs.  Michelangelo worked in a marble quarry, Herman Melville was a customs agent, Albert Einstein worked for a patent office.

*Cut to Albert Einstein in the Patent Office where a suited blond man with spectacles is standing before him holding a large stack of paper*

Einstein: And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith.

Smith:  I call it Smith's Theory of Relativity

*Einstein flips through the stack of paper, quickly looks around, points at the paper and says*

Einstein: Hey, look at this

*Smith bends over the paper and Einstein smashes the raised gate down ontop of Smith's head, and shadily runs out the door holding the theory of relativity*

Later at the auditions...

*Stewie walks onto the stage*
Lois: Ah, stewie, do you want to try out for mommy's play?

*Stewie rolls up his blanket, stuffs it under his shirt on his back, and assumes a hunched position*
Stewie:  Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of york...and all...

*Interrupted by Lois*
Lois:  Why don't you sing itsy bitsy spider
Stewie:  Hoooow dare you reduce my finely honed thespian styling to...mere mother gooseries.
Lois:  OH!  Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep
Stewie:  You know mother, as first lady of the American Stage Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you."

Later at the dinner table...

Peter: C'mon Lois, those hoop skirts make Dianne look a little hippie, y'know?  I was thinkin we could dress her in a pair of sequined capri pants.
Lois: Peter, they didn't have capri pants in the 1860s
Peter: They do now

*Stewie flings mashed potatoes into Peter's face*
Stewie:  You!  You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
*Does the same to Lois*
Stewie: And you!  Well I just plain don't like you

Later still...
Lois: Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your entire life
Peter: That's not true, I wrote "Bonfire at the Vanities"
Lois: No you didn't
Peter: ...You win this round, Lois

Later yet again...
*The cast is dancing to the tune of bad 80s synthesised pop and falls ontop of each other*
Peter: Stop, stop, all wrong, all wrong!  God, send me dancers
Dianne:  We've been rehearsing for hours, I'm exhausted
Peter: Well I'm sorry but we open this show in 3 hours and I don't think we're ready *the last clause is said like a frustrated flamer*
Dianne: Of course we're not, you keep changing everything!
PeterL You bet I do!  Beacuse theatre is alive, it's a living breathing creature with wants and needs and you aren't man enough to satisfy her

And that's enough quotes from that episode...for now  *cue maniacal laughter*
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2004, 04:13:19 PM »
When we work as a team, we can do anything!  Order any pizza, dial any phone!  Not just our phone Lois....OTHER PEOPLE'S PHONES.  God-fearing phones.  Phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we worked as a team!

Best Peter line EVER.

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2004, 04:53:45 PM »
I like the raccoon in Live and Die in Dixie.
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2004, 09:45:44 PM »
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2004, 04:15:52 PM »
You imbicelle! damn you to hell! duh, anything involving my man STEWIE

oh and anything with peter. hehe.fat bastards funny as hell.

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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2004, 10:54:06 PM »
Hitler: "If you are going to be in the Los Angeles area unt would like tickets to Hitler call 213 DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER!!!"
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Stewie Griffin : [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie Griffin : Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

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Peter Griffin : Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
Brian Griffin : Peter, those are Cheerios.

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[Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus]
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian Griffin : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian Griffin : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian Griffin : You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian Griffin : A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. (You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany.)
[throws his hand up in a Hitler salute]
Brian Griffin : ...uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
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Re: Favorite Family guy Moments
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2004, 07:31:53 PM »
that one was awesome Petopea i think something liket hat

and : Peter:dont say do ur mom , dont say do ur mom
         Pater: do ur......son...
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