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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2004, 09:09:37 PM »
yeah, but you can't buy a firearm in TX without passing the rigorous 1 page history form, and a 10 min background check.
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2004, 11:52:45 AM »
That law is sooooo FUNNY! I bet EVERYONE here where I live will be fined, but I mean EVERYONE! It's really odd when you don't see a person around here either showing their boxers or bikini.  ;D But yeah, that kinda sucks for you. Ja ne!  ;)


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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2004, 03:27:21 PM »
So speaking of.
Harlingen (my city) just passed this stupid law saying you can't have more than four pets.

So I am now automatically breaking the law. Big time.

Fuck them, I had my pets before the stupid law. There isn't even an exception for those who already have them, and even for pets that have babies.
If your fucking cat has four kittens... Yeah, that's a fine of whatever the hell amount the city wants.

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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2004, 03:36:02 PM »
I sag slightly....its actually really comfortable...so if my shirt goes up, or sometimes when I sit, yeah you can see my boxers.  That law sucks.

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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2004, 04:26:24 PM »
Harlingen (my city) just passed this stupid law saying you can't have more than four pets.

o.O

That's even more stupid that the supposed three-sips law, and one law I read about it being illegal for animals to mate within so-and-so a distance of schools and bars.
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2004, 07:42:24 PM »
I actually believe that the banning of the plumber's crack law will do good things. It's stupid because of the fact that it had to be made.

But three sips? Is that just beer, or any sort of alcoholic beverage?
I'm trying to understand this. Maybe it's just for when you're in bars, or something.

But the pet rule...It's just... none of the city's business. I guess they think it's going to cut back animal abuse. Pffft. Yeah right.
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2004, 07:57:23 PM »
But three sips? Is that just beer, or any sort of alcoholic beverage?
I'm trying to understand this. Maybe it's just for when you're in bars, or something.

Hey, I randomly read it in a paper at the time... but it's here as well
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184&region=43
...along with some others.... ^_^

Quite frankly... I'm stunned by the dildo law... then again...

Oh, in case anyone thinks I'm picking on Texas, have a look at these: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=183
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2004, 08:05:17 PM »
But it's fun to pick on Tx. Who cares aboot the pets - if only they'd pass a law making it illegal for Texicans to have more than four kids. There's a start.
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« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2004, 08:16:01 PM »
"The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House"

I need to check to see if this is still true.  ^_^
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2004, 08:28:09 PM »
What if it's the commoner who has the unlawful carnal knowledge?

Didja ever hear the joke:
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear zippers.

Alrighty, enough of English and Scottish buggery.  
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2004, 08:32:18 PM »
What if it's the commoner who has the unlawful carnal knowledge?

::dies of laughter::  That must be there somewhere, as well....

You should see some of the laws in Singapore. If I still have the list I'll post it. That place is friggin' insane.

You're not allowed in urinate in a lift... I think that's one of them.
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2004, 09:43:13 PM »
Oh yeah, the buffalo law. I forgot about that one.

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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2004, 07:25:36 AM »
It is being polite.  Hey, if you're an assassin, it would really fuck them up. ^_^
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2004, 11:43:30 AM »
Oh yeah, the buffalo law. I forgot about that one.

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A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2004, 11:55:25 AM »
Well, everyone's done it at least once...


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