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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2004, 01:13:14 PM »
I heard about this one the other week (reading the paper before an exam). Another fun law comes from Texas, apparantly it's illegal to take more that three sips of beer whilst standing up.

Anyone know if that's true?



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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2004, 05:25:25 PM »
That one must be aimed at Texas girls, cuz it was my experience that it only took three sips of beer to get them in the horizontal position anyways.


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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2004, 07:55:02 PM »
That one must be aimed at Texas girls, cuz it was my experience that it only took three sips of beer to get them in the horizontal position anyways.

Yeah, but it's kind of hard to be horizontal when you're standing up.
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2004, 08:34:19 PM »
Believe me, one Shiner Bock and a smile, and they dive off their feet.

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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2004, 12:08:22 PM »
Believe me, one Shiner Bock and a smile, and they dive off their feet.

Don't feel bad, you'll be leaving all that behind you  soon enough...

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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2004, 01:53:13 PM »
Mmmm.. Ass Cracks...

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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2004, 02:24:54 PM »
try Mrs. Butterworth's syrup
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2004, 03:20:19 PM »
try Mrs. Butterworth's syrup

Is that illegal as well?
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2004, 03:28:35 PM »
There's a law in a city near us that requires all horses within the city limits to wear pants.
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2004, 03:34:46 PM »
There's a law in a city near us that requires all horses within the city limits to wear pants.

Not thongs, though.
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2004, 03:37:36 PM »
What if they outlawed thongs...?
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2004, 03:38:37 PM »
When I showed my dad this, he laughed and said good for them.. I guess he thinks people should pull up their pants as well?
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2004, 03:40:33 PM »
Fat handymen should, by law!
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2004, 06:57:01 PM »
You know, in Texas, it's still legal to shoot someone if they steal your horse?

I'm going to buy a horse....
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Re:the Forbidden butt-crack
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2004, 07:40:52 PM »
You know, in Texas, it's still legal to shoot someone if they steal your horse?

I'm going to buy a horse....

You need a gun as well, just saying 'bang' has never hurt anyone... ^^;;
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