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Title: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Waya475 on March 25, 2005, 11:49:20 AM
I saw this on Mangascreener and decided to emulate.  Post your favorite Yanime IRC moments here!  It's like a bash.org for #yanime!  Don't be shy!
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: jenniferLOVESyou on March 29, 2005, 11:51:14 AM
maybe you could make it "post your favorite yanime moments"

that way board members that arent part of the IRC (which i think would be the majority) can also post.

just a suggestion
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on March 29, 2005, 12:48:41 PM
I'm not sure what in format you could copy and paste forum quotes into here though, heh.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cynical monkey on March 29, 2005, 02:39:29 PM
...just put it in like you would any quote.


for example:

"i like monkeys" - cynical monkey
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on March 29, 2005, 04:30:20 PM
umm well I dont go to the irc chanel but as for best of yanime I liked it when we were al getting karma married and divorced ;D
that was fun
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: jenniferLOVESyou on March 29, 2005, 05:00:04 PM
haha. i was married to you!!!

i liked how we got to have pink hearts on vday and my birthday...

wait a minute. that didnt happen!

*glares at charles*
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: SlimShady on March 29, 2005, 05:31:34 PM
yea, charles, that didint happen biznitch, get wit it! get wit it!

don worry carin, ill ruff um up. Cuz im a RUFF RIDER! G-UNIT!
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Waffo on March 29, 2005, 05:49:08 PM
And then you'd get banned if you did.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: jenniferLOVESyou on March 29, 2005, 07:30:20 PM
pffft i could kick his ass...

ooh! funny yanime memory!

remember how ariel was like totally in love with charles and so was i! and i think charles liked ariel but when he finally met her he thought she was really annoying. which was totally mean *glares at charles again* all my memories seem to involve him doing something wrong...
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on March 29, 2005, 08:19:51 PM
Yo I thought she was a stupid bitch like 5 or 6 months before I met her. Buuuut, wow, that's not only a really dumb story, but also has like nothing to do with the purpose of this thread. >_>

And... I think this thread is kinda weak in the first place, cause like, everything that happens on IRC is either an inside joke or "stfu Tree", "no, you stfu cg", "stfu guys, go edit something", "stfu ccc, damn canadian". =/
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: jenniferLOVESyou on March 29, 2005, 08:28:25 PM
Yo I thought she was a stupid bitch like 5 or 6 months before I met her. Buuuut, wow, that's not only a really dumb story, but also has like nothing to do with the purpose of this thread. >_>

sure it has to do with this thread. maybe it was one of my favorite yanime moments. ever think of that?

and you totally used to like her.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on March 29, 2005, 09:54:16 PM
Ok, Roots just totally gave us some hilarious material to post in here. Man, you can always count on Roots so say regrettable things.

<Cgoten> i could like... put garbage in his mailbox... or something... =(
<Roots> too bad I live in a gated community
<shinaku> punch in 0911 for the gates
<Roots> WTF? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY GATE CODE!?!??!


And another new classic:

<Roots> GH is the first manga to ever give me an erection >_>
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: clash on March 30, 2005, 08:06:38 AM
since i don't go on IRC often, here's my favorite board moments:

(http://img165.exs.cx/img165/8821/edgarallenpoe6dn.jpg)
Edgar Allen Poe

(http://img165.exs.cx/img165/7243/marktwain8jk.jpg)
Mark Twain
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on March 30, 2005, 01:40:05 PM
hehehe yeah that is pretty cool about the gate code but
it is really simple my garage door has the same code it must be some kind of default
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: JaisBane on March 30, 2005, 07:23:07 PM
These are my two favorite moments, because I'm awesome that way

You know what I hate?  Forums.  They take my playful, but sharp, jabs and turn them into pure spite, hatred, and verbosity.  Which actually isn't pure, as it's composed of 3 different elements.  Also, I hate leeches.  They always get stuck on me when I go swimming.  Be it the pond in my back yard or irc.  Also, I hate angst and angsty people.  Oh, and I really hate Utada Hikaru's new album.  And I hate haters, but I love hatters.  I had my liscense for hatting revoked, and that made me quite mad.  They said my dyes had too high of a lead content, and then I dumped a bucket of mercury on my head so that I could drown in my sorrow.  Now, I bake bread shaped like hats and wear them instead of my hair net and offer customers free samples.  Then the deli usually comes over to my bakery wondering what happened to all the sub rolls and I tell them that I didn't bake any but they may have this loaf of tomato basil instead.  Then, I throw lots of buckets of water on the floor and put up signs that say "Slippery when wet" around the bakery.  That's when I turn on the muzak and practice my ice skating with a large cardboard cut out of Harrison Ford.  At 10:00pm I lock the doors and any unfortunate customers are stuck in there for the rest of the night.  After that, I usually go to the strip club and toss some counterfeit money(I replaced Andrew Jackson's face with mine) at the dancers.  After that, I sit on my computer and it's flame on!


ah, quit 'cher bitchin, youngin.  You'll be thankful you got hit by hurricanes, or I'll see to it personally Lisa makes a visit to your house.  I've been testing my new weather control device, and using Florida as my test subject.  No one ever finds it suspicious if a hurricane hits florida!  Did you like that little pirouette that Jeanne did?  I thought I should add a bit of artistic flare to my random destruction.  But, have heart, for I too live in the glorious land of Floors in Dust!  I would not let my precious Orange crop be destroyed, no would I be so foolish as to wreck my favorite haunting place, the world of Dizzyknees!  As for states above mine, and hispanic countries, I have no mercy, for I loathe their mocking existence.  I can be a tyrant of a friend, but betray me and I will break you before my hat can touch the ground after it has been dislodged from it's perch during my rather sudden decision to stand and take action! 
 
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Ruri on April 01, 2005, 11:44:45 AM
Everytime I enter irc, at one point or another, there's always a discussion about boobs going on.

..So I never really see the funnies ^^;
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: JaisBane on April 01, 2005, 11:53:10 AM
The best ones all happen in the staff chan, so you wouldn't be privy to it anyway  ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Ruri on April 01, 2005, 11:54:30 AM
The best ones all happen in the staff chan, so you wouldn't be privy to it anyway  ;D

Oh boo on you staffies :P
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on April 01, 2005, 12:50:15 PM
I remember when yanime used to have a staff only section..
nobody ever used it ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: JaisBane on April 01, 2005, 12:53:09 PM
We still don't >_<
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on April 01, 2005, 12:59:55 PM
lol see what I mean the staff cant keep an interesting conversation without the rest of the bunch ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Waffo on April 01, 2005, 01:01:37 PM
I just know that there are almost no females on IRC...
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on April 01, 2005, 01:03:21 PM
its because they know that all you talk about is boobs ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Waffo on April 01, 2005, 01:05:19 PM
its because they know that all you talk about is boobs ;D

That I talk about boobs?  O_o
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on April 01, 2005, 01:11:30 PM
Not you sorry read qoute below ;D


Everytime I enter irc, at one point or another, there's always a discussion about boobs going on.

..So I never really see the funnies ^^;
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on April 01, 2005, 03:13:38 PM
its because they know that all you talk about is boobs ;D

That I talk about boobs?  O_o

I nominate that moment for inclusion. Instant classic.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on April 02, 2005, 11:31:10 AM
lol I second that motion ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Judau on April 04, 2005, 03:12:10 PM
We need more IRC quotes in here... at this moment, Bash.org still has a whole lot more funny. <<
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on April 04, 2005, 11:49:34 PM
We need more IRC quotes in here... at this moment, Bash.org still has a whole lot more funny. <<

Sadly, most of the stuff in the IRC channel is just unfunny or plain stupid.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on April 05, 2005, 10:15:42 AM
hehhee I think funnyer things happen here ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on April 05, 2005, 08:02:35 PM
Ok, another pretty good one.

We're talking about penis names:

<Cgoten> or "fairy wishes she could have some of this... and so does Tree" =/
<fairy> nuh uh
<fairy> that's too long of a name
<Yagz> lol, then they'd remember your dick's name coz it was a mouthful
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: PastThe12thFret on April 05, 2005, 09:13:02 PM
this happened a long time ago, but all present thought it was great.  this is paraphrased because obviously i don't still have the IRC log.

<Cgoten> bangin' ass is a great phrase
<Cgoten> i'm going to start using it as often as possible
<PastThe12thFret> whoa brb
<PastThe12thFret> there's some loud noises coming out of my parent's room
<PastThe12thFret> they must be having a bangin' ass party
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Seifer on April 05, 2005, 10:15:08 PM
Everyone is a dick on yanime.. i got banned :\
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on April 05, 2005, 10:50:30 PM
Everyone is a dick on yanime.. i got banned :\

Seifer, by who? If you forget, let me know your nick and I'll dig it up in my logs.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Seifer on April 05, 2005, 10:58:16 PM
Everyone is a dick on yanime.. i got banned :\

Seifer, by who? If you forget, let me know your nick and I'll dig it up in my logs.
Don't know by who.. i wasnt looking at the time and I clicked disconnect and when i reconnected it said i was banned..

My name = SeiferXI
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on April 06, 2005, 12:07:09 AM
I don't see any active bans for you on the channel. PM me the error if you still get it.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on April 06, 2005, 01:54:50 PM
Seifer, you didn't get banned, probably. You probably either forgot to register your nick, or you forgot to type in your password after being disconnected. Your name was probably changed to Guest45345454335 and it said you were banned. If you'd change your nick back to normal and identify, I bet you can get in.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Seifer on April 06, 2005, 03:02:07 PM
It was quite odd.. Im not newb to IRC so i know i identified and stuff
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on April 06, 2005, 03:19:02 PM
LoL Cg, just what i was thinking.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on April 07, 2005, 10:26:15 AM
this just in!

[13:22] <zazuge> Rub-a Dub Dub, I like to play with my noodle in the tub! Scrub-a Dub do, Cgoten does too!

i have no idea who he/she is, but cg, j00 have a secret admirer lolzzzz
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Zellgadus on April 07, 2005, 01:26:02 PM
hmm Whenever I go on IRC nobody talks.... I'm still new at IRC so maybe I'm just on #yanime but not where you talk....
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on April 07, 2005, 01:33:15 PM
i have no idea who he/she is, but cg, j00 have a secret admirer lolzzzz

Sorry to disappoint, but that's someone's trigger. =/
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: ZeroRyoko1974 on April 07, 2005, 02:09:23 PM
I'm a 12 yr old lesbian.  No, sorry I was lying about that part  ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Judau on April 07, 2005, 02:48:03 PM
I'm a 12 yr old lesbian.  No, sorry I was lying about that part  ;D

Hah, are you trying to make a new memory, or bring up the old one? ^^;;
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on April 08, 2005, 09:51:34 AM
[12:47] <zazuge> Cgoten likes little boys


Explain that one Cg...you DO have a secret admirer!!
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on April 08, 2005, 11:29:40 AM
oooooooooooooo thats a good one hmm I have something to think about ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on April 08, 2005, 02:25:58 PM
[12:47] <zazuge> Cgoten likes little boys


Explain that one Cg...you DO have a secret admirer!!

Probably another trigger. I know who, but I'd rather not say and just ask them to make it silent (one of our channel rules that is never followed).
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: fightingmelee on April 08, 2005, 10:55:07 PM
err If only I knew what IRC is .

But I do have a memory about something it was a good 4 months ago but I forget who said it
<?> Hey some posted that "me and judah were going to make out" what that all about
<?2>thats pretty old but it was supposed to say " me and judah were going to make our"
<?3>yeah that is very easy to mess up on since the 'r' and 't' are next to each other
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cynical monkey on April 09, 2005, 10:52:21 AM
that's judau... not judah...
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on April 09, 2005, 11:28:38 AM
[12:47] <zazuge> Cgoten likes little boys


Explain that one Cg...you DO have a secret admirer!!

That's Tree's Yuuto trigger. =/

You lose again.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Waffo on April 10, 2005, 01:25:55 PM
err If only I knew what IRC is .

But I do have a memory about something it was a good 4 months ago but I forget who said it
<?> Hey some posted that "me and judah were going to make out" what that all about
<?2>thats pretty old but it was supposed to say " me and judah were going to make our"
<?3>yeah that is very easy to mess up on since the 'r' and 't' are next to each other

I remember you asking that in a thread and reading that response so that wasn't on IRC.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: weredragon on April 10, 2005, 04:02:36 PM
It was also said in the beginning of the thread that it doesn't have to be IRC.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Waffo on April 10, 2005, 04:35:48 PM
He posted it making it sound like he thought it was IRC that he read it in.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: weredragon on April 10, 2005, 08:37:58 PM
No he didn't, he said he doesn't even know what IRC is.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: JaisBane on April 10, 2005, 11:58:18 PM
It's funny 'cause, in irc when you write something it list the name of the writer next to it like this "<Cgoten>  I'm in love with Tree's hot body"  >_>
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cynical monkey on April 11, 2005, 05:14:15 AM
i think they were just copying the format in the posts that other people made, that's all.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on April 11, 2005, 06:46:09 PM
It's funny 'cause, in irc when you write something it list the name of the writer next to it like this "<Cgoten>  I'm in love with Tree's hot body"  >_>

Yeah, and if you see something like that, it's oftentimes followed by, "<JaisBane> Me too, cg!"
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Zellgadus on April 12, 2005, 06:59:54 PM
This just in (this is all joke by the way)

<Waya475> No, black people call each other "Niggah"
<Yagz> or wateva
<Slaughter> that's thinkinh
<niggerboy2k> im not black
<Waya475> According to this one black kid, there IS a difference
<unce> yea theres a difference
<fairy> yeah waya's right
<Waya475> Mah niggaz
<Waya475> Etc etc
<unce> black ppl say nigger
<Slaughter> no one accuse you nothing niggerboy2kl
<unce> to insult
<unce> nigga plz
<Waya475> I actually heard them use "cotton picker" a few times

lol

Oh and there also was...

<Waya475> What do you call a bunch of black guys in a barn?
<niggerboy2k> waya - a gang
<Waya475> Antique farm equipment
<Waya475> :(

Lol!
There were a lot more but these were quite funny.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cynical monkey on April 12, 2005, 08:07:22 PM
i don't find racist jokes to be funny. even if they aren't meant to be serious. it doesn't make a difference to me. i just don't find them funny and i don't think it's something we should joke about.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Zellgadus on April 12, 2005, 08:19:23 PM
Just think of it as if it was a joke on blondes it's the same thing. You should be more lax about this... Anyways you have the right to have your opinions.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cynical monkey on April 12, 2005, 09:35:00 PM
no, i won't relax about it. racism is still around today partly because of people who think it's funny to joke about it. i really don't see anything funny about it at all.


and by the way, i'm naturally blonde. i think blonde jokes are stupid as well.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: JaisBane on April 13, 2005, 10:07:10 AM
Actually, Racism is still around because there are people that enjoy feeling victimized and making things into an issue that aren't.  I will be one of the first people to agree that the economic and social situations of the blackman have failed to improve significantly since the civil rights movement, but I don't think that has to do with any sort of lingering unconcious racism that is deeply rooted into the psyche of the whiteman.  Not only is that sort of thinking scapegoatism, it is also counterproductive and fails to address any issues.  Making jokes at the expense of someone's skin color, especially when it is purely in jest, does not contribute to the oppression of the blackman.  Supplying coccaine and weaponry to the gangs of America does.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cynical monkey on April 13, 2005, 03:25:09 PM
making jokes only fuels the ignorance. i said racism is around PARTLY because of the discriminating and stereotypical jokes.

and you are right, but that does not mean it's okay to make stupid jokes.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on May 12, 2005, 10:46:41 AM
It's just a joke. :/
btw, is there a text file viewer that can open an 86 meg log?
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on May 12, 2005, 12:28:34 PM
gee wizz thats a big text document
have you tried notepad I opend a 28mb msn log on it once
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on May 12, 2005, 07:40:14 PM
[19:30] *** ChanServ sets channel #yanime mode +oa Cgoten Cgoten
[19:30] <@Waya475> CGOTEN WAS GONE FOREVER
[19:31] <@AlphaUltima> wow
[19:31] <@AlphaUltima> look how much waya misses cg
[19:31] <@AlphaUltima> like a crack ho misses her drug pimp
[19:31] <Inishi-kun> ......
[19:31] * Inishi-kun is disturbed
[19:32] <@AlphaUltima> you'll get that a lot here
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on May 12, 2005, 08:45:00 PM
Wow, why the hell did you post that? >_>

That was like, one of the least funny things to ever happen in any channel ever. =(
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on May 12, 2005, 11:29:47 PM
...btw, is there a text file viewer that can open an 86 meg log?

ConTEXT (http://www.context.cx/) or ViM (http://www.vim.org/) will work well. Scintilla (http://www.scintilla.org/) will also likely work well.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on May 13, 2005, 06:57:15 AM
yeah  that last post was not very funny but
I dont think there is much talking on irc to pick
from I just started using it and the most I talked about
was why women take so long in the shower I mean boring.. ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on May 13, 2005, 12:07:02 PM
here is one from cccnnn ;D

<cccnnn> [15:03] <AlphaUltima> things involving girls, so it doesn't involve you
<cccnnn> [15:04] <cccnnn> alpha, when it involves your mother, it involves me son. =|
<cccnnn> [15:04] <AlphaUltima> my mother's an effeminate man :/
<cccnnn> WB THAT!
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on May 16, 2005, 09:23:43 PM
[21:13] <+\afk\an> i kissed cgoten last night
[21:13] <!Cgoten> !!!!!
[21:13] <+\afk\an> and he liked it
[21:13] <!Cgoten> dont tell, afkan!
[21:13] <!Cgoten> =p
[21:14] <fairy> afkan you did ::gasp::
[21:14] <!Cgoten> fairy: he was thinking of you when he did it, though
[21:14] <!cccnnn> so wait
[21:14] <!cccnnn> cg,
[21:14] <!cccnnn> you're admitting to the fact that you kissed afkan
[21:14] <fairy> afkan, you kissed charlie while thinking about me?
[21:14] <fairy> chotto...
[21:14] <!Cgoten> cccnnn: stfu
[21:14] <@ALphaUltima> ewwwww
[21:14] <!cccnnn> lol
[21:14] <+\afk\an> ォfairyサ thinking of you?
[21:14] <!Cgoten> of course
[21:14] <+\afk\an> so vain
[21:14] <@ALphaUltima> this goes on the best of yanime forum
[21:15] <!Cgoten> no way, Alpha
[21:15] <!Cgoten> =/
[21:15] <fairy> afkan, that's what charlie said!
[21:15] <!cccnnn> alpha: second
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on May 17, 2005, 07:35:27 AM
LOL oh yeah that one is good ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on May 18, 2005, 04:08:28 PM
Nah, that sucked too. =/
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Chaos on June 20, 2005, 01:25:17 PM
humph, racism what do you  know about it? if you spent a part of your life in Alabama maybe you can scratch the surface but not really, blacks and Mexicans will always be criticized about there color and will always be stereo typed. racism is for the ignorant, and for those that are just to deaf to hear there own words.

(BTW- i am not black or Mexican, i am sorry if i insulted anyones intellect or scratched your ego, deal with it.)
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Waffo on June 20, 2005, 01:26:35 PM
This has been dead for like a month... 
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on June 21, 2005, 11:35:47 AM
yeah like super dead :o
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on June 21, 2005, 12:19:50 PM
Well, new material for the thread. This is from our super-secret staff channel!

[12:09] <!Cgoten> cause it requires some effort
[12:10] <@AlphaUltima> i don't want to hear effort from you
[12:10] <!Cgoten> heh =p
[12:10] <@AlphaUltima> that's like hearing politics from bush
[12:10] <@AlphaUltima> or japanese from man faye
[12:10] <@AlphaUltima> or english from cg
[12:10] <@AlphaUltima> >.>
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on June 21, 2005, 01:30:14 PM
[2004-10-22 20:52:30] <cccnnn> everyday
[2004-10-22 20:52:30] <cccnnn> i get pms
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on June 21, 2005, 01:58:04 PM
[2005-06-01 18:42:00] <!Cgoten> aatash04: errr...
[2005-06-01 18:42:03] <!Cgoten> i hope you didnt mean ch8
[2005-06-01 18:42:05] <!Cgoten> <_<;;
[2005-06-01 18:42:14] <!Cgoten> cause, i said to do ch9
[2005-06-01 18:42:14] <!Cgoten> >_>
[2005-06-01 18:42:14] <!Cgoten> >_<
[2005-06-01 18:49:03] <@AlphaUltima> ...
[2005-06-01 18:50:18] <@AlphaUltima> way to follow through fearless leader
[2005-06-01 18:50:43] <!Cgoten> way to shut up fearless Alpha
[2005-06-01 18:50:43] <!Cgoten> =(
[2005-06-01 18:51:22] <@AlphaUltima> way to tsukkomi dickless wonder
[2005-06-01 18:52:08] <!Cgoten> way to stfu... uhhh... Alpha... <_<;;
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on June 21, 2005, 02:16:25 PM
[2005-06-20 11:35:57] <@da_MiGHTy_pLUm> I need a TLer for my non-yanime project
[2005-06-20 11:36:42] <@da_MiGHTy_pLUm> I already ordered 2 copies of the books, so I'm doing it no matter what... but I need a TLer
[2005-06-20 11:36:50] <@AlphaUltima> haha
[2005-06-20 11:37:04] <@da_MiGHTy_pLUm> and I won't be fishing in yanime because everyone here is so lazy
[2005-06-20 11:37:15] <@AlphaUltima> pl-anime
[2005-06-20 11:37:57] <@da_MiGHTy_pLUm> maybe it'll be MightyManga :P
[2005-06-20 11:38:12] <@AlphaUltima> yes
[2005-06-20 11:38:18] <@AlphaUltima> that's much less lame
[2005-06-20 11:38:29] <@da_MiGHTy_pLUm> no... it'd be lamer than lame
[2005-06-20 11:38:56] <@AlphaUltima> it's borderline CGoten
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on June 21, 2005, 02:26:35 PM
[2005-06-20 21:27:07] <!Cgoten> ruh roh, alpha's making an attempt to feign heterosexuality
[2005-06-20 21:28:16] <@AlphaUltima> ruh roh, cg's making an attempt to feign wit
[2005-06-20 21:29:50] <!Cgoten> ruh roh, alpha's making an attempt to feign not editing, but we all know he's editing like a good boy
[2005-06-20 21:31:06] <@AlphaUltima> ruh roh, cg's making an attempt to actually look like he told someone to do something, even though we know he folds like superman in an origami class
[2005-06-20 21:31:57] <!cccnnn> we all know alpha is as gay as cg is straight
[2005-06-20 21:32:16] <!Cgoten> cccnnn: wtf, are you complimenting Alpha?
[2005-06-20 21:32:20] <!Cgoten> or me?
[2005-06-20 21:32:24] <!Cgoten> =/
[2005-06-20 21:32:34] <@AlphaUltima> the fact you had to ask proves your n00bness
[2005-06-20 21:32:37] <!cccnnn> i see my paradox has left you all in a confused and insecure state.
[2005-06-20 21:32:42] <!cccnnn> my work here is done.
[2005-06-20 21:32:59] <!Cgoten> <_<
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on June 22, 2005, 04:45:50 PM
ROLOL
Ahahahaha
that last one was the best I now see where all the good conversations take place ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on June 26, 2005, 12:34:05 AM
Okay, another good one. Kiddies, cover your eyes...

[00:24] <!cccnnn> alpha, you'd bang anything that has a hole wouldn't you?
[00:24] <@AlphaUltima> a hole bigger than an anus yes
[00:25] <%Hagumi> so you'd do any woman, even if she was like.. a beast?
[00:25] <%Hagumi> what about a trans-sexual?
[00:25] <ed_> THAT MAN'S A MAN, MAN!
[00:25] <%JaisBane> trans-sexuals don't have real organs, just fake ones
[00:25] <!cccnnn> alpha has better chances looking into prostitutes and/or rape :P
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on June 27, 2005, 04:25:29 AM
OMG ;D ;D
ok I think I will stick to more interesting things Like this

<Yagz> i was dl'ing this hentai torrent called SisHara, but it died on me
<Yagz> FUCK
<Yagz> NINJ4, SEED IT!!
<NINJ4> i don't have hentai on my hdd
<Yagz> I KNOW YOU'RE INTO INCEST, YOU MUST HAVE THIS HENTAI
<afmart> lol
<Yagz> man, quit lying out of your ass, i know you have henta on your hdd
<Yagz> *hentai
<nakey> i know i do :)
<NINJ4> green green is the closest thing to hentai on my hdd that i have
<NINJ4> which i dleted
<NINJ4> but its on dvd now =]
<Yagz> bitch.
<Yagz> SEND IT TO ME!!!
<Yagz> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED GREEN GREEN!!!
<Yagz> most preferably via mail
<Yagz> XD
<nakey> yagz

<NINJ4> send me $50

<Yagz> WHUT??


<Yagz> $50 FOR A PIRATE DVD IS UNREASONABLE
<NINJ4> 30
<Yagz> ...
<nakey> just download it yourself yagz
<NINJ4> you drive a hard bargain
<NINJ4> $2 and a hand job
<nakey> lol
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on June 27, 2005, 10:05:02 PM
Waya is talking about his one night fling in this segment. By far cccnnn's greatest pwn in recent days:

<Waya475> When she was bending over to pick up her keys
<Waya475> "Enjoying the view? ;)"
<cccnnn> you shoulda said
<cccnnn> "i wouldn't know, your fat ass was in the way."
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on June 28, 2005, 03:08:01 PM
Ah, the wonders of the staff channel:

[15:02] <@cccnnnn> i <3 boys
[15:02] <@cccnnnn> so i can't love women
[15:02] <!Motoko-chan> haha
[15:02] <@azh> hahaha
[15:02] <%Hagumi> we knew that already, niichan..
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on June 28, 2005, 11:38:47 PM
Eh, that one's kinda weakened by the fact that it wasnt actually him. =/

But it was fun getting like 10 people together and invading channels as a horde of ccc's. =p
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Motoko-chan on June 29, 2005, 01:11:00 PM
Eh, that one's kinda weakened by the fact that it wasnt actually him. =/

But it was fun getting like 10 people together and invading channels as a horde of ccc's. =p

So what if it wasn't him? The homoeroticism is the funny part. That and Hagumi's response. Total deadpan.

And the whole ccc nuttiness was great too.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: da MiGHTy pLUm! on July 06, 2005, 09:57:43 PM
[00:54] <da_MiGHTy_pLUm> damn, it's that time of the month for cg
[00:54] <Kinuuni> *pats Cg-chan* XDDD~
[00:54] <Hagumi> its always that time of the month for cg-kun.
[00:55] <AlphaUltima> he forgot which hole to put the tampon in :/

from our world famous staff channel
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on July 18, 2005, 03:51:33 PM
(CG has lost his mind at this point after DGM's license, that or his friend is on his irc. we're not sure....)

[15:02] <!Cgoten> i love you!
[15:02] <!Cgoten> i think you're super nice
[15:03] <!Cgoten> -_-
[15:03] <@AlphaUltima> hahaha
[15:03] <!Cgoten> charles spilled his hot pocket all over the floor
[15:03] <!Cgoten> hes so stupid
[15:03] <@AlphaUltima> HAHAHAHAHA
[15:03] <!Cgoten> :(
[15:04] <!Cgoten> then he ate the pepperoni off the floor
[15:04] <@AlphaUltima> HAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
[15:04] <!Cgoten> he got it on his shirt and his sock
[15:04] <!Cgoten> :(
[15:05] <!Cgoten> and now everythings orange
[15:08] <@AlphaUltima> awesome
[15:08] <@AlphaUltima> this sounds like an ep for the YC!!
[15:08] <!Cgoten> charlie poo's gonna take me home now
[15:08] <!Cgoten> byebye smelly
[15:08] <!Cgoten> i love you
[15:08] <@AlphaUltima> baibai
[15:09] <!Cgoten> stfu alpha
[15:09] <@AlphaUltima> hahaha
[15:09] <@AlphaUltima> i'm drawing it
[15:31] <!Cgoten> wtf
[15:31] <!Cgoten> you wish
[15:31] <@AlphaUltima> i'm done foo
[15:32] <!Cgoten> =/
http://img330.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hotpocket9bk.png
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Judau on July 19, 2005, 01:46:59 PM
Heh, that was pretty good, Alpha.... very nice picture.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: jenniferLOVESyou on July 22, 2005, 10:25:25 AM
(CG has lost his mind at this point after DGM's license, that or his friend is on his irc. we're not sure....)

[15:02] <!Cgoten> i love you!
[15:02] <!Cgoten> i think you're super nice
[15:03] <!Cgoten> -_-
[15:03] <@AlphaUltima> hahaha
[15:03] <!Cgoten> charles spilled his hot pocket all over the floor
[15:03] <!Cgoten> hes so stupid
[15:03] <@AlphaUltima> HAHAHAHAHA
[15:03] <!Cgoten> :(
[15:04] <!Cgoten> then he ate the pepperoni off the floor
[15:04] <@AlphaUltima> HAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
[15:04] <!Cgoten> he got it on his shirt and his sock
[15:04] <!Cgoten> :(
[15:05] <!Cgoten> and now everythings orange
[15:08] <@AlphaUltima> awesome
[15:08] <@AlphaUltima> this sounds like an ep for the YC!!
[15:08] <!Cgoten> charlie poo's gonna take me home now
[15:08] <!Cgoten> byebye smelly
[15:08] <!Cgoten> i love you
[15:08] <@AlphaUltima> baibai
[15:09] <!Cgoten> stfu alpha
[15:09] <@AlphaUltima> hahaha
[15:09] <@AlphaUltima> i'm drawing it
[15:31] <!Cgoten> wtf
[15:31] <!Cgoten> you wish
[15:31] <@AlphaUltima> i'm done foo
[15:32] <!Cgoten> =/
http://img330.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hotpocket9bk.png

LMFAO! i LOVE the pic
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on August 10, 2005, 12:09:11 AM
NOTE: Rinali "hates" me.

[23:46] <!cccnnn> you guys missed the best freudian slip ever
[23:46] <!cccnnn> by rinali
[23:46] <!cccnnn> let me repaste it
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:21] <Rinali9410> we had peta sandwiches for dinner
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:21] <cccnnn> i have this killer marinade that i use for lamb chops
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:21] <cccnnn> it's SOO good
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:21] <clandestyn> peta sandwiches?
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:21] <Rinali9410> like toasted peta bread
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:21] <cccnnn> ew.
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:21] <Rinali9410> with grilled eggplants
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <cccnnn> lol
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> and feta cheese
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <cccnnn> oh that's awesome
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> and arugla
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> and grilled peppers
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <cccnnn> so i'm guessing your dad does all the cooking at home
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> drizzled with alpha
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> yeah
[23:46] <@AlphaUltima> ...
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] * cccnnn <3 grilled peppers
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <cccnnn> drizzled with alpha?
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> wtf
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> zomg
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] * cccnnn don't want any of that.
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <clandestyn> oh, you mean pita
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> i actually typed that
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <cccnnn> yes
[23:46] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> fuck
[23:47] <!cccnnn> [00:22] <Rinali9410> i meant olive oil
[23:47] <@AlphaUltima> ...
[23:47] <%Kenkaku> yeah, it was pretty disgusting
[23:47] <!cccnnn> alpha
[23:47] <@AlphaUltima> wow
[23:47] <!cccnnn> i think she wants you
[23:47] <@AlphaUltima> :/
[23:47] <@AlphaUltima> this is too easy now
[23:47] <!cccnnn> she wants her food to be "drizzled" by "alpha"
[23:47] <!cccnnn> i think the implication is there.
[23:47] <@AlphaUltima> ...
[23:47] <%JaisBane> wow, she equates alpha with olive oil
[23:47] <!cccnnn> alpha might land himself a chick
[23:48] <%JaisBane> she wants your italian food
[23:48] <@AlphaUltima> ...
[23:48] <!cccnnn> jais: well olive oil tend to be extra virgin ;)
[23:48] <!cccnnn> if you know what i mean
[23:48] <!cccnnn> ohohoho
[23:48] <%Kuroneko> ...
[23:48] <%JaisBane> bohahahahahaha
[23:48] <@AlphaUltima> ...
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on August 10, 2005, 12:13:36 AM
Meet the new pedo proofer we hired.

[00:06] <%Kenkaku> oh yes, I pine for the day when a 14 yr old will accidentally say she wants me to drip on something
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Kenkaku on August 10, 2005, 12:25:28 AM
Preceded by:  <AlphaUltima> maybe you'd get one too if someone cared enough to mention your name when you're gone

...bastard.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on August 10, 2005, 12:37:15 AM
no time stamp, a clear indication of a fake.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on August 18, 2005, 03:54:22 PM
[15:44] <!Cgoten> man, i'd love to have feeling in my bottom lip
[15:44] <@AlphaUltima> you mean your vagina?
[15:45] <!Cgoten> no
[15:45] <@AlphaUltima> your labia?
[15:45] <!Cgoten> sure =/
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on August 18, 2005, 03:57:18 PM
That was so weak. If I wasn't so lazy I'd make a "Most Mediocre of #yanime" and move your post.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on August 22, 2005, 10:00:58 PM
[21:21] <!cccnnn`readz0r> you can kill five drunks with one gun
[21:21] <!cccnnn`readz0r> you just need of dem miniguns
[21:21] <@AlphaUltima> you mean derringers?
[21:21] <%Kenkaku> ....
[21:22] <!cccnnn`readz0r> or a mac10
[21:22] <!cccnnn`readz0r> works well in a crowded area
[21:22] <%Kenkaku> cc, remembering the time he "cleaned" a rival gang's brothel
[21:22] <%clandestyn> I'll bet he "dirtied" it first
[21:23] <@AlphaUltima> more like gay ranch
[21:23] <%Kenkaku> most likely
[21:24] <!cccnnn`readz0r> female gays
[21:24] <!cccnnn`readz0r> ;o
[21:27] <@AlphaUltima> transvestites then
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Ink on September 02, 2005, 05:26:43 PM
Pototami and themysteriousghost wants to start pwning each other.

* buggy sticks another yaoi stick up stickinbutt's ass
* stickinbutt thinks that they think i want to win
> !
> buggy you lose a point
<stickinbutt> ahh it can only hold so many
> you can't stick another stick inside a stick
<buggy> lol
* smearedink gets +10000000000 for witty comment
<buggy> no no no
<buggy> he only has a stick in a butt
* leviN (~levin@navi.sinister.syndicate) has joined #yanime
<Yagz`away> 08*WB(leviN)08WB* - Nakey rapes LeviN up the ass <Nakey> I'm hot for you, babe
<buggy> he's no stick
> -_-
> so he's technically an ass?
<stickinbutt> lol
<stickinbutt> i guess
<buggy> he has an ass yes
<buggy> we dont' know what he is though
<stickinbutt> a stick with a ass
> wow this should seriously get inside the best of #yanime
<stickinbutt> mmm
<buggy> don't*
> i'll do the honors i guess

buggy = themysteriousghost, stickinbutt = pototami, me = smearedink

edit #1: when ghost is referring to don't* he's referring to the typo.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on September 04, 2005, 06:29:09 PM
[18:19] <!Cgoten> i love ccc!
[18:19] <!cccnnn> zomg!
[18:19] <!cccnnn> cgoten is finally coming out of the closet!!
[18:19] <!cccnnn> someone WB this >_>
[18:19] <!Cgoten> :P
[18:20] <@Kenkaku> yes cc
[18:20] <@Kenkaku> showcase your gay lover to all
[18:20] <!Cgoten> i <3 boys
[18:20] <+smearedink> how do you put on a WB?
[18:20] <!Cgoten> =)
[18:20] <+smearedink> -_-
[18:20] <+smearedink> wow CG...
[18:20] <@AlphaUltima> this is going on the best of yanime
[18:20] <!cccnnn> yah
[18:20] <!cccnnn> this is
[18:20] <!cccnnn> folks
[18:20] <@AlphaUltima> where it will be immortalized
[18:20] <!cccnnn> we apologize for this possibly disturbing turn of events tonight.
[18:21] <!cccnnn> although at #yanime, we tolerate homosexuality amongst other things.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on September 04, 2005, 06:31:20 PM
[18:23] <!cccnnn> kenkaku's gay btw, jen.
[18:23] <!cccnnn> you need to fine-tune that gaydar
[18:23] <%Kenkaku> ........
[18:24] <%Kenkaku> yes, im gay
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Kenkaku on September 05, 2005, 12:54:08 PM
Wow, now Alpha has descended to the level of editing my sentences themselves. Time stamps sure do prove alot, don't they?

<Kenkaku> yes, because i dont obsess over talentless japanese idols, im gay
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on September 06, 2005, 09:16:26 PM
Yeah, this thread is pretty lame. I think there are maybe 2 or 3 real quotes in here early on... Now they're all either mediocre, fake, or said by someone else that isn't actually who they claim to be. =/
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on September 07, 2005, 03:06:33 PM
i had to shorten the quote for editing constraints.
cause clearly 95% of the words you type out is thesaurus fodder.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on September 08, 2005, 12:43:09 PM
Well, when you put it like that, it makes sense. =p
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: clash on September 15, 2005, 05:45:22 AM
how about the time i fucking owned waya 3 times in a row.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on September 15, 2005, 07:07:55 PM
need the logs to prove it, mac-dady sy-phil-ous
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on September 16, 2005, 07:20:02 PM
Here's a good one.  Alpha reveals his true inner desires for Kenkaku, in what I metaphorically term, the Freudian Wipeout

[22:16] * AlphaUltima gives Kenkaku a hearty slap
[22:16] * AlphaUltima slaps Kenkaku's bottom and grins cheekily
[22:16] <AlphaUltima> ....
[22:16] <Kenkaku> die
[22:16] <AlphaUltima> i did not type that out
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on September 16, 2005, 09:17:30 PM
Kuroneko's drawing of me.
Pics of Alpha: 1
Pics of cccnnn: 0

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/yukina_/alpha.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on September 16, 2005, 09:36:20 PM
Hahahhahaha, awesome. =)
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on October 03, 2005, 06:02:41 AM
hahaahaha I never thought to see such an interesting turd ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 10, 2005, 07:52:33 PM
excerpt 1:
<m00> Anyway. wtf are you talking about
<m00> so he's a homosexual bully?
<Cgoten> well, he was a friend of mine
<Cgoten> but i think he gets off on being rough or something
<m00> so....he's a homosexual masochist
<m00> I think you should find a normal gay/bisexual guy to like >_>
<Cgoten> I think so too
<Cgoten> that's what cheryl and jen told me
<Cgoten> but I feel like I can't get out of it
<m00> That is what restraining orders are for.
<Cgoten> its not only like
<Cgoten> I cant get out of it physically
<Cgoten> emotionally
<Cgoten> i've already gotten used to it
<Cgoten> and maybe
<Cgoten> I even like it

excerpt 2:
<Cgoten> the thing is tree
<Cgoten> the only time
<Cgoten> i might have considered myself homosexual
<Cgoten> is when I talk to you
<Cgoten> .....
<m00> uhm....why?
<Cgoten> ...
<Cgoten> isnt it pretty obvious
<Cgoten> your advice really helps me
<m00> So you're saying I have a gay personality? -_-
<Cgoten> no, I'm saying you understand this type of thing
<Cgoten> and maybve there's a reason for that
<Cgoten> maybe...
<Cgoten> there are some parts of you you have to face too



Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on October 10, 2005, 07:57:01 PM
For the record, that was Cheryl on my name. =(
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: clash on October 11, 2005, 12:46:15 PM
need the logs to prove it, mac-dady sy-phil-ous

hah, too bad for you i don't keep logs, but i think it went something like this:

Me on a different SN: hey, you want to go see a movie this weekend
Waya: who is this
Me: it's steve
Waya: oh, hey, maybe, depends on what i'm doing
....(continues like forever)

Me (in IRC channel with a different SN): (paste conversation i had with waya)
Waya: OMG DUDE WHO ARE YOU

then rinse and repeat 2 more times, followed by him guessing and not figuring out who i am.

Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on October 11, 2005, 08:24:35 PM
ah waya, the Newman of Yanime.  :P
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on October 11, 2005, 08:35:53 PM
Isn't is spelled Neuman? <_<


...Or something along those lines. =/
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 12, 2005, 08:46:39 PM
You guys own me so hard on the IRC. =/

<cccnnn> "HEY GUYZ, LOOOOK IM JAMMA, I"M MAD GAY!!!"  <-- jammer
<Shijui> haahaha
<Shijui> ccc... its not guyz, its homies
<Shijui> he says homies
<Jammer> "LOOK GUYS, I AM CCCNNN, I AM A HOMIE" < -- cccnnn
<Jammer> Am I right?
<Jammer> Did I get it right?
<cccnnn> no
<Shijui> no
<cccnnn> you fail at tard talk.
<Jammer> Damn it
<cccnnn> ./slit wrists now
<Jammer> Supuku
<cccnnn> might wanna spell it correctly, japanopile
<Shijui> ccc, you can press ctrl + o instead of the period
<Jammer> Supuku with a nodochi
<Shijui> /gohome             
<Shijui> :)
<cccnnn> shijui: that involves me pressing an extra button :P
<Shijui> true
<cccnnn> [23:30] <Jammer> Supuku with a nodochi <-- you mean "Anal pleasure with a vibrator"
<Jammer> Nah
<Jammer> I mean
<Jammer> Supuku with a Japanes sword
<Jammer> Ass
<cccnnn> again, learn how to spell "supuku"
<cccnnn> if you're gonna mix in japanese with english.
<Jammer> supuku is right
<Jammer> I am learning Japanese
<Jammer> right now
<Jammer> In a special course
<Jammer> where I learn Karate
<Jammer> so I could kick your ass
<leviN> oh look its Jammer
<Jammer> So I suggest stfu, ass
<Kife> ...
<Shijui> OOO
<Kife> kicking peoples ass with text messages
<Jammer> Yes
<leviN> ZOMG I M JAMMER I HAVE NO PENIS
<Jammer> Verbal Holograms
<cccnnn> lol
<Kife> ...
<Shijui> haha...
<Jammer> emitted from the alphabet
<leviN> I HAVE TO TAKE KARATE SO PEOPLE DON'T ANAL RAPE ME
<cccnnn> lol jammer
<leviN> I AM LEARNING JAPANESE SO I CAN BE COOL
<cccnnn> i'm in a special course
<Jammer> I am =/
<cccnnn> called "shooting"
<cccnnn> which means i'll cap yo ass
<Jammer> I am learning the kata kanas
<Kife> no no
<cccnnn> ...sidearm style.
<Jammer> abd the hiroganas
<leviN> ZOMG I M JAMMER SIDEARMS?? I CAN DO MATRIX
<Kife> Jammer is in a special course of his own
<Jammer> yesterday
<Kife> :)
<cccnnn> but yeah, jammer's the worst type of japanophile
<Shijui> hahah
<leviN> WATCH ME DODGE BULLETS!!!
<Jammer> I learned the time
<Jammer> I can count to ten =)
<cccnnn> "ZOMG LOOK AT ME GUYS, I TINK I CAN SPEAK JAPANESE... WATCH "SUPUKU" LOLOLOLOL"
<Shijui> jammer, if i said i was god, would you believe me?
<Jammer> Yes
<leviN> like hell you are god Shijui
<Shijui> i figured as much
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on October 12, 2005, 08:56:58 PM
yes jammer, and here's the best part:

[23:55] <cccnnn> i'll just put you out of your misery jammer
[23:55] <smearedink> or
[23:55] <smearedink> Green
[23:56] * cccnnn sets mode: +b *!*@12daef3.39c049cc.sympatico.ca
* Timer 1 activated
[23:56] <smearedink> Green in Yanime
* Timer 1 halted
[23:56] * Jammer was kicked by cccnnn (k thx bye)
[23:56] <smearedink> cnn, you did a good deed today
[23:56] <smearedink> I salute you
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 12, 2005, 08:58:59 PM
The IRC is just empty promises.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on October 12, 2005, 09:34:17 PM
I love how Jammer's sarcasm goes over everyones heads. =/
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Ink on October 12, 2005, 09:54:00 PM
I love how Jammer's sarcasm goes over everyones heads. =/

ahh yes, the sheer irony.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 12, 2005, 10:02:59 PM
Are you suggesting that I am actually the one who is being laughed at because your reverse-ironic-sarcasm is going over my head?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 13, 2005, 04:56:19 PM
my one goal in life is to be as amazing as jammer.
too bad it will never happen because he has already gone beyond what I can possibly reach.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 13, 2005, 05:07:44 PM
That's because your sarcasm is at level one, and mine is like, way up in the hundreds. It's like comparing a bubble to higher atmosphere.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 13, 2005, 05:09:05 PM
When was I ever sarcastic?
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 13, 2005, 05:11:56 PM
All internet intellectuals are sarcastic and love wry wit. =/
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 13, 2005, 05:16:42 PM
You must be one of those aforementioned godlike beings.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 13, 2005, 05:26:50 PM
Depending on who you ask, I’m either a great wit or a mega-ass. I tend to discount the latter, as it’s usually applied by people who I’ve torn apart for being so abhorrently stupid that I can’t believe they had the nerve to live. (I do not flame; flames are unjustified attacks, and everything I say to these people is valid). At any rate, I dominate where I choose to. Emperor. My word is law.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 13, 2005, 06:07:55 PM
How could anyone possibly misjudge you as the latter? The eloquent brilliance of your words by far surpasses anything I have seen in this place yet.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 13, 2005, 06:25:40 PM
Well, duh. I love to write. It’s my passion, really. I love to set down in words the ideas that are in my head. “I suppose I am a born novelist, for the things I imagine are more vital and vivid to me than the things I remember.” – Ellen Glasgow. I’ve been writing ever since I first got my chubby toddler’s fingers around a pencil, and I fancy myself rather good at it by this point.

They're jealous.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 13, 2005, 06:54:26 PM
Your chubby toddler fingers sound very sexy. I was reading some of your work in the fanwriting section here and I have to say, your now very manly hands typing upon the keyboard must be equally sexy.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 13, 2005, 07:36:16 PM
Yes. Very Sexy.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 13, 2005, 08:50:22 PM
Your sexy hands have typed up some incredible stories. I was reading your entries over and to be honest, they blew me away. ( I just skimmed over them before as I did with everything else since uh... this is an anime forum) You tackle a wide array of areas with great emotional detail and you capture each unique character as though giving them life. Your writing style is also both unique and refreshing, and it has a kinda of off kilter flow to it that keeps things interesting.

If I was in any position to say this, I would tell you: follow your passion and go into writing. If you write a book (or books) i would buy it. (them)
Do you just sit youself down and start writing without any initial plan, or do you plan our each plot carefully before writing it out?
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 13, 2005, 09:18:18 PM
Spiritually and personality-wise, I look at horoscopes to determine my future literary environs (I think the 12 Sun Signs are indicative of 12 basic personality types) and studying them can lead to characters, plots, themes and love. You learn about yourself and how you interact with other people. And I’m a Classic Leo. Read any summary of them, and it’s all me. Spotlight-loving, generous, arrogant, proud, warrior-king. Many of my stories are like me.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 13, 2005, 09:55:07 PM
Wow, how incredibly clever and ingenius, how could I have not been able to think of this? Oh yes, that's because I'm not as brilliant as you are.
Have you heard of the famous writers who study their feces and see what patterns they make as a premonition to their future bestsellers. Amazing.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 14, 2005, 03:18:17 PM
Ah yes, the scatological approach to precognition. I have yet to try it. But the universe is vast, and I find the movements of celestial bodies to be much more accurate in prescience than poop. I know they are right. Some of them have been validated in dreams, but mostly it’s just… feeling. It’s knowing, it’s remembering. They’re just things that are in my mind and in my soul.

A lot of times, something triggers memories, and I reel back into past lives and such. A song, a book, a line in a movie, even a certain sound or a smell, something will trigger a memory flood and tip me off to another past. I had my first knowledge of a past life when I was nine years old, though it was some years before I realized that's what it was. I've been getting these floods intermittently since then, but the past eighteen months or so, it's gotten much heavier and more frequent. I've got some degree of knowledge of about thirty lives right now, ranging from an in-depth scope of almost every aspect of the life to just knowing I was some place at some time, or just knowing a name. It's an ongoing process, and I'm constantly learning more about myself, and also the sources of my writing. I have a very Celtic view of reincarnation.  (Though really the Ellaran view is somewhat original to this world, but that's another story entirely).

Wow, what a rant. I am so glad you are taking an interest in my writing.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on October 14, 2005, 05:14:57 PM
I have better stuff coming out of my ass than your writing.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 14, 2005, 05:29:25 PM
Ah. =/

cccnnn ruined it.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cherylshoe on October 14, 2005, 09:09:12 PM
cccnnn seems to have a good understanding of the importance of feces and how imformative it can be, though he may be a little skewed in thinking too highly of his excrements as to compare it to something as great as your writing.
You see, your poop may have much more reliability than planets that reel around billions of miles away. It has been a empirically proven fact that your natural feces can predict imminent danger. The sound of one's flatulence can also be recorded and carefully broken down using easily accessible digital soundware on your computers. It's flactuating waves when placed in careful sequence can adumbrate certain degrees of eventuality depending on what you have consumed before hand.
This type of study has always been regarded as something absolutely valueless and retarded. But I'd say anyone who could just dismiss something as utterly brilliant as this are just close-minded buttheads.

Your past lives sound fascinating. I have not yet reached such a stage that I can have such clear awareness of my own. I am a little fearful of what i would find, because it seems like a rather heavy burden to lift. I think it is very selfless of you to offer your enlightenment to the world in form of writing.

Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on October 16, 2005, 01:27:34 PM
[13:09] <+smearedink> one more translator and i get to become the official yanime recruiter
[13:10] <@AlphaUltima> you get nothing smearedpoostain
[13:10] <+smearedink> that's not what cnn said, alchemistpenis
[13:10] <@AlphaUltima> wow
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> nice nick for me
[13:11] <+smearedink> thanks
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> i like how you got the first two letters right
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> yet nothing else is close
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> really shows your wit
[13:11] <+smearedink> it kind of rhymes
[13:11] <+smearedink> doesn
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> or rather the absense of it
[13:11] <+smearedink> 't it?
[13:11] *** smearedink changed nick to AlphaBeta
[13:11] *** AlphaBeta changed nick to AlphaGamma
[13:11] *** AlphaGamma changed nick to smearedink
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> oooh
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> alphagamma's gonna be pissed
[13:12] <!|nevermind|> haha, yeah
[13:12] <+smearedink> =/
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> he rarely talks
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> until you usurp his name
[13:12] *** smearedink changed nick to AlphaGamma
[13:12] <+AlphaGamma> haha
[13:12] *** AlphaGamma changed nick to smearedink
[13:12] *** ToujouAya sets channel #yanime mode +b *!*@1959841d.52eef1c.lmdaca.adelphia.net
[13:12] *** smearedink was kicked from #yanime by ToujouAya (nick flood)
[13:12] <!|nevermind|> hahaha
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> ooooh
[13:12] <!|nevermind|> pwned
[13:12] <cola> !list
[13:12] <!|nevermind|> by a bot, no less
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> that's going on best of yanime
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on October 16, 2005, 06:38:51 PM
Most of that was lame, but the last part was pretty good.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Ink on October 22, 2005, 01:25:49 AM
* n0x sets mode: +b *!*@k.thx.bye
* NINJ4 was kicked by n0x (You asked me to.)
* IwEL^zZz (~iwel@25b55acd.36df8733.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.81 :: www.XLhost.de ))
<jendin> @find gakuen heaven
<n0x> hmm
* n0x sets mode: -b *!*@k.thx.bye
* n0x sets mode: +b NINJ4!*@*
<n0x> hehehe
* Retrieving #Yanime modes...
<n0x> he can return, just not on that name
<n0x> I R EVAL
<smearedink> .., tree that was the best one man show i've ever seen
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on October 25, 2005, 10:36:25 PM
[22:27] <@Roots> I just can't right now. Fucking old people suck
[22:27] <+Mailenstein> you fuck old people ?
[22:27] <!da_MiGHTy_pLUm> ew
[22:27] <!da_MiGHTy_pLUm> gross
[22:27] <@Roots> -_-
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Ink on October 28, 2005, 12:00:24 AM
<smearedink> ZOMG
<smearedink> YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSE TO BOMBARD ME WITH HAPPY BIRTHDAYS
<zephyris> screw you too
<smearedink> >_>;;
<fairystillswollen> happy b day smearedink
* NINJ4 comes in dink's eye
<NINJ4> HAPPY BIRTHDAY
<fairystillswollen> lol
<Yagz> happy birthday
<Yagz> get drunk.
<NINJ4> gmm
<NINJ4> *hmmm
<zephyris> oh wait
<NINJ4> nakey's not here yet D=
<zephyris> HERE'S A PENIS SMEAR
<zephyris> use it well
<zephyris> happy b'day.

I shed a few tears tonight...
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on October 28, 2005, 04:46:00 PM
I think you meant to post that in the thread called "the Worst of #Yanime".

In a separate and totally uncorrelated suggestion, I say we ban people for posting unfunnies in this thread.  Waya?
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on October 30, 2005, 06:59:57 PM
yeah that wasent real funny....
now that you mention it there hasent been a REAL funny post in a very long time
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on October 30, 2005, 07:13:49 PM
That's because I don't go to the irc anymore.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Tenchisama on November 03, 2005, 10:58:44 AM
ahh that explains it, because there are some funny things happening in IRC but im just to lazy to go log hopping ;D
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on November 21, 2005, 08:28:38 PM
[20:17] <+Kei_Kusanagi> i'm 5'11"...
[20:17] <!cccnnn> kei unit
[20:17] <!cccnnn> your hair doesnt count kei
[20:17] <+Kei_Kusanagi> with hair it's 5'12"
[20:18] <!cccnnn> that's 6 feet dumbass :P
[20:18] <%Yagz> olol
[20:18] <+Kei_Kusanagi> bitch!
[20:18] <@AlphaUltima> that's going on best of yanime
[20:18] <imnothere> rofl
[20:18] <!cccnnn> who's the american now?
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Jammer on November 21, 2005, 09:06:45 PM
It's funny because it's not funny.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on November 21, 2005, 09:38:48 PM
you know what's even funnier? you being banned from the chan.
another quick entry:

[21:22] <!cccnnn> AITEZ
[21:22] <!cccnnn> i'm out chiggaz
[21:22] <!cccnnn> nite tiem
[21:22] <+Kei_Kusanagi> nite
[21:23] * !cccnnn peace in da middle east
[21:23] <!cccnnn> fuck
[21:23] <!cccnnn> wrong command
[21:23] *** cccnnn quit (Quit: peace in da middle east)
[21:23] <+Kei_Kusanagi> ...
[21:26] <@AlphaUltima> ...
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on December 03, 2005, 01:54:29 AM
01:42] <Rogue_Sapphire> Nakey...I'm leaving now
[01:42] <Rogue_Sapphire> The train gets at 9:50
[01:42] <Nakey> :)
[01:43] <Rogue_Sapphire> Laters
[01:43] *** Rogue_Sapphire changed nick to RS|Buttsex
[01:43] <RS|Buttsex> ...uh...I mean
[01:43] *** RS|Buttsex changed nick to RS|MeetingNakey
[01:44] * RS|MeetingNakey leaves
[01:44] <@AlphaUltima> ....
[01:44] <DarkChiharu> Lmao.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on January 02, 2006, 06:28:44 PM
[18:20] <Rogue_Sapphire> You know I love you :P
[18:20] <+smearedink> yeah i know
[18:20] <+smearedink> i love you too
[18:20] <+smearedink> <3
[18:20] <Rogue_Sapphire> <3

LOVE IS IN THE AIR BETWEEN TWO TEENAGE BOYS
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on January 03, 2006, 01:56:22 AM
[01:47] *** smearedink (~taserdron@your.average.korean.otaku) joined

[01:47] <+maluc|out> WB smearedink WB [15:40:45] <ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <Seji> .•«WB (smearedink) WB»•. - <+ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <Natsuhana> *WB* (smearedink) »» { <+ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz }
[01:47] <+NINJ4> .•«WB (smearedink) WB»•. - <+ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <+Yanime|Rhyce> .•«WB (smearedink) WB»•. - <+ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <+ChibiChi> .+.WB.+.smearedink.+.WB.+.  <ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <+zephyris> .•«WB (smearedink) WB»•. - <+ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <%Lime> *WB(smearedink)WB* - <ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <%m00> *WB(smearedink)WB* - <ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <+Yagz> *WB(smearedink)WB* - <+ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
[01:47] <+Nakey> *WB(smearedink)WB* - <+ink|anime> I <3 buttseckz
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: JaisBane on January 03, 2006, 10:15:23 AM
[13:13] <Motoko-chan> [10:12] <Rogue_Sapphire> I could be the irc embodiment of rapidshare <-- Mostly free and likes to be raped?
[13:13] <Rogue_Sapphire> Yeah
[13:13] <Rogue_Sapphire> But you can't insert too big files motoko
[13:13] <Rogue_Sapphire> Unless you pay
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on March 30, 2006, 10:50:14 AM
Classic

[22:27] <@Roots> I just can't right now. Fucking old people suck
[22:27] <+Mailenstein> you fuck old people ?
[22:27] <!da_MiGHTy_pLUm> ew
[22:27] <!da_MiGHTy_pLUm> gross
[22:27] <@Roots> -_-
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Floating_Sakura on March 30, 2006, 12:31:34 PM
Ah... from one of the secret channels that is rumoured to exist...

<+cccnnn> okay fine
<+cccnnn> sine we're talking about ass
<+cccnnn> i'm not too happy about mine
<+Floating_Sakura> >.><.<
<+cccnnn> i think it's a bit too big
<+PG2G> lol
<+PG2G> really?
<+cccnnn> yah
<+cccnnn> fs: what do you think of my ass?
<+levin`work> rofl
<+levin`work> sit less
<+Floating_Sakura> sorry
<+PG2G> well, that means it fills out the jeans nicely at least
<+PG2G> lol
<+Floating_Sakura> that literally got me ROFL
<+Floating_Sakura> and sorry hun.. iw asn't checking out your arse
<+Floating_Sakura> i'll make sure to next time
<+Floating_Sakura> xp
<+PG2G> did u check out his package?
<+Floating_Sakura> no...
<+|amber|> what if he has the opposite problem with his package
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on March 30, 2006, 01:40:19 PM
Haha, ccc got owned.

And yeah, Alpha, that's great. I miss those classic Roots moments.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: cccnnn on April 11, 2006, 04:57:31 PM
hey FS, notice how this thread is called "Best of #Yanime", yeah that's what i thought...

anyway, new funny:

[19:43] <|nevermind|> you know who else was quiet, kuro?
[19:44] <|nevermind|> the Unibomber!!!
[19:44] <|nevermind|> dont follow his path, kuro
[19:44] <|nevermind|> repent!
[19:44] <|nevermind|> change your ways!
[19:44] <Kuroneko> unibomber?
[19:45] <|nevermind|> he lived in a cabin and sent bombs to universities and such!
[19:45] <|nevermind|> DONT BECOME A CRIMINAL, KURO
[19:45] <Kuroneko> ...
[19:45] <|nevermind|> CHANGE YOUR WAYS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
[19:45] <Kuroneko> you're more likely to become a criminal than me
[19:45] <|nevermind|> what1!?!?!?!?!?!?
[19:45] <|nevermind|> how do you figure!?
[19:46] <Kuroneko> everyone thinks you're a loser
[19:46] <Kuroneko> so you'll start doing bad things
[19:46] <|nevermind|> whaaaaat? =(
[19:46] <|nevermind|> what are you trying to say, kuro?
[19:46] <|nevermind|> huh!?
[19:46] <Kuroneko> uhh, that you're a loser?
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: AlphaUltima on April 19, 2006, 11:57:33 PM
check and mate.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on April 20, 2006, 06:22:27 AM
stfu alpha, where have you been lately?
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: amievil on April 20, 2006, 09:29:31 AM
hahaha stop trying to change the subject, loser
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on April 20, 2006, 01:40:52 PM
Fuck you ami, gb2afrika
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Ink on June 17, 2006, 12:37:38 AM
<kuroneko> I <3 6/06
<kuroneko> I <3 6/06
<kuroneko> I <3 6/06
<kuroneko> I <3 6/06

I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.

--------------------------------------------------

<|nevermind|> FS will you marry me if i become a king? or maybe write you a song and sing? or buy you a fancy wedding ring!?
<Floating_Sakura> no, i won't marry you.
<Floating_Sakura> i want someone more mature

gee gee, see gee.
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Floating_Sakura on June 17, 2006, 07:50:31 PM
sorry cg.. i was being honest...  :-X
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on June 20, 2006, 07:53:40 PM
Oh you've broken my fragile heart.  :'(
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: amievil on June 21, 2006, 09:13:39 PM
loser
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Cgoten on June 22, 2006, 09:57:57 AM
no
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Ink on June 22, 2006, 11:39:12 AM
suhtuhfoo
Title: Re: Best Of #Yanime
Post by: Kaze101 on June 23, 2006, 09:42:07 AM
Classic

[22:27] <@Roots> I just can't right now. Fucking old people suck
[22:27] <+Mailenstein> you fuck old people ?
[22:27] <!da_MiGHTy_pLUm> ew
[22:27] <!da_MiGHTy_pLUm> gross
[22:27] <@Roots> -_-

LMFAO LMFAO PMSL!!!!!!!                         wow that was great