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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #135 on: October 13, 2005, 09:55:07 PM »
Wow, how incredibly clever and ingenius, how could I have not been able to think of this? Oh yes, that's because I'm not as brilliant as you are.
Have you heard of the famous writers who study their feces and see what patterns they make as a premonition to their future bestsellers. Amazing.

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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #136 on: October 14, 2005, 03:18:17 PM »
Ah yes, the scatological approach to precognition. I have yet to try it. But the universe is vast, and I find the movements of celestial bodies to be much more accurate in prescience than poop. I know they are right. Some of them have been validated in dreams, but mostly it’s just… feeling. It’s knowing, it’s remembering. They’re just things that are in my mind and in my soul.

A lot of times, something triggers memories, and I reel back into past lives and such. A song, a book, a line in a movie, even a certain sound or a smell, something will trigger a memory flood and tip me off to another past. I had my first knowledge of a past life when I was nine years old, though it was some years before I realized that's what it was. I've been getting these floods intermittently since then, but the past eighteen months or so, it's gotten much heavier and more frequent. I've got some degree of knowledge of about thirty lives right now, ranging from an in-depth scope of almost every aspect of the life to just knowing I was some place at some time, or just knowing a name. It's an ongoing process, and I'm constantly learning more about myself, and also the sources of my writing. I have a very Celtic view of reincarnation.  (Though really the Ellaran view is somewhat original to this world, but that's another story entirely).

Wow, what a rant. I am so glad you are taking an interest in my writing.
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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #137 on: October 14, 2005, 05:14:57 PM »
I have better stuff coming out of my ass than your writing.

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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #138 on: October 14, 2005, 05:29:25 PM »
Ah. =/

cccnnn ruined it.
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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #139 on: October 14, 2005, 09:09:12 PM »
cccnnn seems to have a good understanding of the importance of feces and how imformative it can be, though he may be a little skewed in thinking too highly of his excrements as to compare it to something as great as your writing.
You see, your poop may have much more reliability than planets that reel around billions of miles away. It has been a empirically proven fact that your natural feces can predict imminent danger. The sound of one's flatulence can also be recorded and carefully broken down using easily accessible digital soundware on your computers. It's flactuating waves when placed in careful sequence can adumbrate certain degrees of eventuality depending on what you have consumed before hand.
This type of study has always been regarded as something absolutely valueless and retarded. But I'd say anyone who could just dismiss something as utterly brilliant as this are just close-minded buttheads.

Your past lives sound fascinating. I have not yet reached such a stage that I can have such clear awareness of my own. I am a little fearful of what i would find, because it seems like a rather heavy burden to lift. I think it is very selfless of you to offer your enlightenment to the world in form of writing.


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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #140 on: October 16, 2005, 01:27:34 PM »
[13:09] <+smearedink> one more translator and i get to become the official yanime recruiter
[13:10] <@AlphaUltima> you get nothing smearedpoostain
[13:10] <+smearedink> that's not what cnn said, alchemistpenis
[13:10] <@AlphaUltima> wow
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> nice nick for me
[13:11] <+smearedink> thanks
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> i like how you got the first two letters right
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> yet nothing else is close
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> really shows your wit
[13:11] <+smearedink> it kind of rhymes
[13:11] <+smearedink> doesn
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> or rather the absense of it
[13:11] <+smearedink> 't it?
[13:11] *** smearedink changed nick to AlphaBeta
[13:11] *** AlphaBeta changed nick to AlphaGamma
[13:11] *** AlphaGamma changed nick to smearedink
[13:11] <@AlphaUltima> oooh
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> alphagamma's gonna be pissed
[13:12] <!|nevermind|> haha, yeah
[13:12] <+smearedink> =/
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> he rarely talks
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> until you usurp his name
[13:12] *** smearedink changed nick to AlphaGamma
[13:12] <+AlphaGamma> haha
[13:12] *** AlphaGamma changed nick to smearedink
[13:12] *** ToujouAya sets channel #yanime mode +b *!*@1959841d.52eef1c.lmdaca.adelphia.net
[13:12] *** smearedink was kicked from #yanime by ToujouAya (nick flood)
[13:12] <!|nevermind|> hahaha
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> ooooh
[13:12] <!|nevermind|> pwned
[13:12] <cola> !list
[13:12] <!|nevermind|> by a bot, no less
[13:12] <@AlphaUltima> that's going on best of yanime

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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #141 on: October 16, 2005, 06:38:51 PM »
Most of that was lame, but the last part was pretty good.

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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #142 on: October 22, 2005, 01:25:49 AM »
* n0x sets mode: +b *!*@k.thx.bye
* NINJ4 was kicked by n0x (You asked me to.)
* IwEL^zZz (~iwel@25b55acd.36df8733.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.81 :: www.XLhost.de ))
<jendin> @find gakuen heaven
<n0x> hmm
* n0x sets mode: -b *!*@k.thx.bye
* n0x sets mode: +b NINJ4!*@*
<n0x> hehehe
* Retrieving #Yanime modes...
<n0x> he can return, just not on that name
<n0x> I R EVAL
<smearedink> .., tree that was the best one man show i've ever seen
« Last Edit: October 22, 2005, 01:26:13 AM by Green »

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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #143 on: October 25, 2005, 10:36:25 PM »
[22:27] <@Roots> I just can't right now. Fucking old people suck
[22:27] <+Mailenstein> you fuck old people ?
[22:27] <!da_MiGHTy_pLUm> ew
[22:27] <!da_MiGHTy_pLUm> gross
[22:27] <@Roots> -_-

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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #144 on: October 28, 2005, 12:00:24 AM »
<smearedink> ZOMG
<smearedink> YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSE TO BOMBARD ME WITH HAPPY BIRTHDAYS
<zephyris> screw you too
<smearedink> >_>;;
<fairystillswollen> happy b day smearedink
* NINJ4 comes in dink's eye
<NINJ4> HAPPY BIRTHDAY
<fairystillswollen> lol
<Yagz> happy birthday
<Yagz> get drunk.
<NINJ4> gmm
<NINJ4> *hmmm
<zephyris> oh wait
<NINJ4> nakey's not here yet D=
<zephyris> HERE'S A PENIS SMEAR
<zephyris> use it well
<zephyris> happy b'day.

I shed a few tears tonight...
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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #145 on: October 28, 2005, 04:46:00 PM »
I think you meant to post that in the thread called "the Worst of #Yanime".

In a separate and totally uncorrelated suggestion, I say we ban people for posting unfunnies in this thread.  Waya?

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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #146 on: October 30, 2005, 06:59:57 PM »
yeah that wasent real funny....
now that you mention it there hasent been a REAL funny post in a very long time
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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #147 on: October 30, 2005, 07:13:49 PM »
That's because I don't go to the irc anymore.
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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #148 on: November 03, 2005, 10:58:44 AM »
ahh that explains it, because there are some funny things happening in IRC but im just to lazy to go log hopping ;D
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Re: Best Of #Yanime
« Reply #149 on: November 21, 2005, 08:28:38 PM »
[20:17] <+Kei_Kusanagi> i'm 5'11"...
[20:17] <!cccnnn> kei unit
[20:17] <!cccnnn> your hair doesnt count kei
[20:17] <+Kei_Kusanagi> with hair it's 5'12"
[20:18] <!cccnnn> that's 6 feet dumbass :P
[20:18] <%Yagz> olol
[20:18] <+Kei_Kusanagi> bitch!
[20:18] <@AlphaUltima> that's going on best of yanime
[20:18] <imnothere> rofl
[20:18] <!cccnnn> who's the american now?